kitten

kitten
1. (kitten) (1285↑, 151↓)
a baby cat\! sometimes they can't meow properly yet and they are sooo cute\!

my kitten is my baby\!

2. (kitten) (706↑, 66↓)
An baby [cat]. Also known as a [kitty]. They have sharp little claws and teeth and can be nasty sometimes, but they are soft, cute, and totally lovable. Their meow is just precious to hear. Be gentle; kittens are delicate.

Some people have real problems if they say that they want to hurt cats and/or kittens. How could anybody even think of hurting such cute little things?

3. (kitten) (602↑, 75↓)
1. An immature cat. 2. An adorable ball of fur with big eyes that uses its powers of cuteness to manipulate human beings into submission and slavery. 3. An adorable, yet insane, tiny monster with teeth and claws.

Aww, what an adorable kitten\! OWWWW\!\!\! Get it off of my arm\!\!\! It hurts\!\!\!

4. (kitten) (422↑, 63↓)
kitten (kit'en) n. A small, sometimes domesticated animal; usually a pet; a member of the cat family, wants to grow up to be a lion, tiger, leopard, etc; thinks the world revolves around her; is probably right.

the kitten is very pretty

5. (kitten) (247↑, 122↓)
(n) Term of coolness for a female from the 1950's and still used in [rockabilly] circles.

She's a rockin' kitten Look at that hot kitten over there

6. (kitten) (156↑, 46↓)
a woman who likes to date men older than her, usually by about 10 years, or more depending on the woman. Also the opposite of a cougar.

These are all well-known kittens: 1.)the girls next door (gags) 2.)Katherine zeta-jones 3.)Calista Flockhart 4.)Evan rachael wood (shudder)

Author: Mercedes Bends http://kitten.urbanup.com/2758732
7. (kitten) (340↑, 255↓)
Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.

Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.

8. (Kitten) (74↑, 25↓)
A younger women who goes after older men, the opposite of cougar.

"Man look at that girl, going after that grampa, what a kitten."

Author: RachelRoxstar http://kitten.urbanup.com/2770909
9. (Kitten) (88↑, 44↓)
The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.

Unsuspecting victim: "Aww, a cute baby kitten\!" Kitten: "Meow\!" Unsuspecting victim: *dead*

Author: Sean McAwesome http://kitten.urbanup.com/3393472
10. (Kitten) (54↑, 19↓)
The offspring of an adult female cat. Kittens are typically small, cute and fluffy.

My cat became a promiscuous little slut at a very young age and had two litters of kittens before she was even 9 months old.

11. (Kitten) (31↑, 7↓)
A baby cat. When newborn, it has its eyes closed until the 10th day. Like humans, they can't walk at first. Later in the kitten stage, they'll need to loose they're teeth. That's when they bite alot. And you'll see little fangs around the house. Kittens can be one extreme to the other. They can be spastic to loving\! And to the complement, they are small and adorable\!

My kitten curled up in my lap.

12. (Kitten) (21↑, 9↓)
Nickname for a girl you like a lot. You think about her morning, noon, and night. She even shows up in your dreams, she is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen, she is your most favorite person ever\! She has the sweetest, cutest personality ever, one that is so cute, it reminds you of a kitten.

Anna is my cute little kitten; she is so adorable, and all mine\!

Author: PandaLikesKitten http://kitten.urbanup.com/5299401
13. (Kitten) (20↑, 8↓)
A very young (baby) cat.

The cat licked her kitten.

14. (kitten) (21↑, 10↓)
a girl/woman who is cute, sweet and always 'nice' anyone found to be a bitch, slag, whore, rude, intrusive, bossy or in anyway negative in a non-constructive way may be stripped of this nick-name

"hey kitten, hows it going?"

15. (Kitten) (16↑, 13↓)
An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.

Alex: Look at my kitten\!\! Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute\! *Steals it and rapes it*

16. (Kitten) (30↑, 27↓)
A young, attractive woman 21-25 years of age. Not to be confused with Puma, Cougar or Jaguar.

T-Mo and I met these sexy kittens and they purred all night.

17. (Kitten) (3↑, 1↓)
Kitten: Young women who find males twenty+ years older then themselves attractive. Notable Kittens: Ashley Madison Catherine Zeta-Jones Calista Flockhart Katie Lee Joel The young precursor to cougar. Graverobber. Not to be confused with a woman who marries elderly men for financial gain. EX: Anna Nichole.

Girl: Ah\! Did you see that hottie over there? Kitten powers activate\! Man: STOP FUCKING MY GRANDPA\!

Author: Blowing.Your.Fucking.Mind. http://kitten.urbanup.com/5579716
18. (Kitten) (4↑, 2↓)
Girls who like when the older boys flirt with them.

That [Kitten], Chunga, was all over your grandpa the other day.

19. (kitten) (1↑, 0↓)
females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.

I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.

20. (Kitten) (1↑, 0↓)
A slang term for Ketamine. It is a white powdery substance that induces a state referred to as "dissociative anesthesia". Also known as kitties.

Who's got kittens?\!

Author: sdlknfdaabsjkl http://kitten.urbanup.com/5256398
21. (Kitten) (0↑, 0↓)
Like a cat, but a ninja-in-training

your kitten will try to steal your tuna without you noticing.

Author: iwillneverbeafraidagain http://kitten.urbanup.com/6376986
22. (kitten) (26↑, 26↓)
|-\> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances. \kitten%=\{+|-[/=--=\\]|:\}:\}:\}:\}:\}:\}:=\> PS.\>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind\!1 \kitten%=\{+|-[/=--=\\]|:\}:\}:\}:\}:\}:\}:=\>

=-|_ ie. \}---_: - "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?\!1" "ARRr m8y\!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is\!... - May I Pet it plz??\!1" \> *ME0W\!ME0W\!ME0W\!* \!\!\!1Oneoneone -"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce\!1"

Author: Kaysage Dimitri http://kitten.urbanup.com/2861666
23. (Kitten) (4↑, 11↓)
* (Noun) A term used to offend a [spammer].

Drake: "OMG\! Join mah site\! I r sooo kewl\! JOIN JOIN JOIN\!\!\! lolololloolloololololollol\!\!\!\!\!11`2`\!" Gregg: "Dude, you're such a kitten\! XD"

24. (kitten) (13↑, 25↓)
any living thing. kitten can be used as an affectionate exclamation in recognition of any perception of a living thing.

a friend brings over their new puppy, immediately as they walk into the door, resident exclaims, "kitten\!" while watching a movie, a bear appears, viewer exclaims, "kitten\!" a dear friend enters the room, they are greeted, "herro kitten\!" while walking down the street, a cochroach crawls by, observer exclames, "kitten\!" (note: typically kitten refers to animals that are considered to be somewhat cute, however, in some cases, kitten can be used to refer to less cute animals as an attempt at humor.)

Author: bilonious monk http://kitten.urbanup.com/2707303
25. (kitten) (29↑, 41↓)
Cute cat. In my opinion the best type of cat you can own. Best breed. Lives the longest, and has the cutest mew. More advantages to it than the common [cat]. ^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS

Person 1: HEY LOOK\! I got a cat Person 2: My kitten is better, cuter, and lasts longer. Person 3: HEY HEY\! It's my turn to use the cat. ^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS

26. (kitten) (16↑, 30↓)
A nicely trimmed vagina. The area cannot be over grown with foliage, if it is then it is sometimes referred to as the [lions den].

We went out to the strip club the other night and damn... there were some fine looking pieces in there. This one chick came up and put her kitten right on the bridge of my nose\!

27. (kitten) (0↑, 18↓)
a blowjay, no kidding. came from an obsession with kittens and a passion for fellatio.

rick gave me a kitten. she's such an easy slut.

28. (kitten) (10↑, 28↓)
Vagina. Referres to a nicely trimmed female reproductive area. If it has over grown hair it cannot be referred to as a Kitten.

I was at this strip club the other nigth and these girls were so damn hot, one of them stuck her kitten right on my nose.

29. (Kitten) (12↑, 34↓)
Chick that is bad ass beyond human explanation, and can whoop ass like kimbo. Kittens can be used to describe a scummy chick with a big forehead who thinks they are the shit and steals peoples clay\!

Holy shit Garth just got his ass whooped by that kitten\! or.... Suck MY Dream KITTEN\!

Author: Seven Inches of Fury http://kitten.urbanup.com/2865188
30. (kitten) (14↑, 44↓)
What God kills whenever you masturbate

I like masturbating better than kittens. Sorry.

31. (Kitten) (12↑, 72↓)
hidious disgusting creatures that piss everywhere.

Kittens are freaking disqusting as crap dude.

Author: Desi Desi Desi http://kitten.urbanup.com/1308913
32. (kitten) (18↑, 95↓)
A Kitten refers to a quantatity of cannabis. Kittens tend to be 7.0 to 7.5 grams.

"How much are you selling that kitten for?"

33. (kitten) (30↑, 145↓)
A female's privates. Usually used in rap songs, like in the female version of "Wait" by Jackie-O.

"I want you pet my kitten\!" - Jackie-O

Author: Sharell Belanfante http://kitten.urbanup.com/1421123
34. (kitten) (67↑, 387↓)
The perfect rifle range target.

"why do kittens make such good targets?" "because they are free"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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